Who the fuck is who?

"Whom?" Screw it. They gave me a degree in this language. If I don't know by now, I don't need to know. Languagehat, I know you're a descriptivist at heart and won't fight to your last arrow over "whom."

Wulfgar!! taz! amberglow! I'm feeling you all, but there is a serious name-mapping issue with the bulk of this tribe. J? Tom? Bill? While those are certainly memorable handles, I've missed you fine folk in the Blue, to the best of my knowledge.

Or have I?

For all we know we've exchanged numerous plo/karate chops in the Blue. Do I love you? Do I hate you? I'm dazzled by the possibilities of a viable off-site gathering spot, but WTFIW???

While it's obviously important for some of us to maintain a bit of a veil, perhaps a brief mention of your MeFi name & Tribe handle here in this thread would represent a minimal exposure.

Come on. Who are you people?